Threesome
There was a girl from Syracuse Jake found online and imported, which seemed pretty exotic even tho Syracuse was only a three hour drive away. Small world. She was pretty hot, and since everyone knows you like pussy, Jake pulled you aside at a party and tells you she wants to get with you, but wants him to be there too, because he had imported her and all, and she felt more comfortable that way. Whatever, sure, she's totally hot.
The three of you meet up the next night. You bring 40s and so does she, and you don't really drink that much of the malty liquor before starting to make out. Eventually you're all naked and she's on his face and you're being pushed toward his cock but you want her on your face, it's not fair he's hogging her body and that's what you signed up for here in this scenario. You end up tits to the wall and she's biting your back and you decide that's what you're going to feel. That's all you feel.
A few months later at a party, when she was comfortably dating a man, you see her and lean into a doorway to talk about that night. She says, "You know it was kind of weird that you asked for Jake to be there, but I went along with it because I wanted to sleep with you..."
You realise she's hitting on you, but and you suddenly don't feel drunk or fun anymore. "Um...Jake told me you wanted him there, too." You cheers to what being teen pussy is like. You laugh into your plastic cups of beer and hugged, it's good to affirm that he was a freak and you were alright. Later you hear she ran off with this punk who had 'Misanthrope' tattooed on his skull, which he kept shaved for us all to see.
To find some other girls because, let's be real, you're gay.
To moon over your straight best friend, try this.
